“I don't care what you think of Charlemagne's music; you have to dig the handlebar moustache. It's small on your screen, perhaps difficult to see in that tiny representation of the sepiatone album cover photo, but Charlemagne's sole operator, one Carl Johns, sports, in addition to antlers, a perfect handlebar, waxed up into sinister hooks flanking his nose and conferring order upon his bedhead.
So”
