“Hey, kids, have you heard of the newfangled musical invention that's all the rage in the record industry? Well, listen up, because it's called the "guitar" (pronounced gih-tarr), and it's sweeping the nation faster than all the mood rings, slap-bracs and Furbys combined! Put away your accordions and harmonicas, your sousaphones and flugelhorns, your tympani and triangles. The guitar has six string”
