“At the risk of sounding woefully unsophisticated, I must assert that the majority of instrumental pop releases strike me as, the Brits would say, poncey. Though my jaw dropped along with *Millions Now Living Will Never Die*, though I've exfoliated triumphantly in a clawfoot tub to Don Cab's *American Don*, and though the post-hardcore fusion of Guinness-world-record hopefuls Hella astounds me, I c”
