“As punishment for turning in reviews late twice in a row, Ryan Pitchfork sent me to the subterranean archives of Pitchfork Towers to clean out some of the rubbish down there. Clearly he was angered by my negligence, so I refrained from asking him if he wouldn't mind if I kept any stuff I found interesting as I waded through years of accumulated and now dusty junk.
Amidst the self-released CD-Rs b”