“There's a frightening new disease on the loose. I called up the CDC and they had no idea what I was talking about. True, I've only found one case of this disease, but the evidence is bold and shocking. (And don't worry-- it's not airborne.) I think it might be transmitted through a shoe boutique in Brooklyn. I think I'm going to either call the it "Brent's Disease" (since I discovered it, obviousl”
