“If only someone could be employed to finally, once and for all, separate the lead from the gold in Robert Pollard's body of work, and simply excise the dead weight from the public consciousness. Ahh, but it's a pipe dream; there are more Bob Pollard songs than grains of sand, or stars in the sky. Who has that kind of time? Pollard certainly doesn't-- he's busy writing all these goddamn songs. Fans”
