“In 1853, Danish fairytale king Hans Christian Andersen wrote a short story called Alt Paa Sin Rette Plads. In it, our typically Andersen-ish pure-hearted goose girl heroine is tormented by a rakish aristocrat who cruelly flings her into the mud with the declaration that gives the story its title: “a place for everything, and everything in its place”. In the end, though, this heartless cad’s idea o”
