“Let's take a second to talk about the Enchirito. The Enchirito, for those of you who only eat people food, is Taco Bell's newest snackvertising venture: it's an enchilida, basically, but Taco Bell-style. It's filled with delicious prison grade "beef," covered with the edible polymer these people call "cheese," and comes smothered with a kind of red chili which appears to just be mild Taco Bell sau”