“I'd say Old Time Relijun's *Uterus and Fire* is a true innovation in modern music. I think it's the first time anyone's ever recorded an ensemble of diarrhea-afflicted chimpanzees taking a collective dump in someone's garage. They somehow managed to mic each of the chimp's asses, slip 'em each a strong laxative with a banana lunch, and then, kerblaam! Lucky for you, dear consumer, these tree- swin”
