“Opening sequence: Our hero, as a pimply-faced adolescent, sneaks off to smoke a roach of genuine Mexi-creeper weed between class periods, and the effects of it hit just as he stumbles back into the Ronald Reagan Memorial Gymnasium in time for the all-blond and tanned rich kid pep rally featuring gridiron heroes with last-name-first names like Hunter and Preston. He has a pair of headphones strappe”