“The Donnas have always been a better gimmick than a band. When they broke onto the scene, they had all kinds of *Spin*-worthy selling points: they were teenage girls still in high school; they all wore the same t-shirts, emblazoned in busty 3-D with their "Donna initials"; and they played music that was always able to be succinctly summarized as "band *x* meets band *y*." People fawned over the Do”