“For one week out of the year, Austin sheds its neo-hippie facade and reveals itself to be (SURPRISE!) the cultural apex of western civilization. Though commonly referred to as "cha-CHINNNNGGG!" by a handful of Texan economists, this event is more often known as South-by-Southwest; a temporary musical mecca that easily justifies the thousands of nerdy pilgrimages it inspires. It seems that the conc”