“If I wanted a mud bath I would've gone to a spa. I mean, yeah, I'm all strung out on stress and I'm sure my skin could use a little exfoliation after all these months of swampy summer air; a trip like that might do me some good. I could come back all rejuvenated, ready to take on the world with a newly relaxed viewpoint and ultra-healthy skin. It'd be like in those Bioré ads! Yet, despite not havi”