“Slow down, man. No, slower than that. A little slower. Okay, you're almost there, just a bit slower. Right, now you're moving at roughly the same speed as Tram, one of the least propulsive rock acts in Britain I can think of. Only once over the course of ten songs on their third album, *A Kind of Closure*, does the band even break 80 bpm, on the relatively galloping "Only Then."
Of course, that's”