“I've been with *Go Forth* for one full week now. I mean that in the same sort of way you might say, with simpering pride or dull resignation, "I've been with my girlfriend forever"; or, obstetrically speaking, "I've been with child"; or even, congenitally speaking-- and best of luck to you-- "I've been with spina bifida." Thankfully, no one will be wed, dumped, birthed, or subjected to painful cor”