“Christ almighty, it's the Hot Snakes! Maybe you've heard of 'em. Back in 2000, they released a fine, upstanding debut called *Automatic Midnight*. Wasn't nothin' groundbreaking, but it spared no man caught standing in its crosshairs, filling mop-topped hipsters countrywide with bullets of mercurial death. It didn't concern itself with paltry academic nonsense like *innovation* and *progression*. H”
