“God, the world's first and greatest purveyor of plagues, chose a number of creative ills with which to humble the ancient Egyptian tyrant Pharaoh, as documented in Dreamworks' 1998 blockbuster *Prince of Egypt* (in addition to a book called The Bible). God's first two plagues were creative masterpieces: first you had the Rivers of Blood, which were supremely gross. Then, avoiding a sophomore slump”
