“I know what you expect from this review, and you should be ashamed of yourself. None of you readers are actually sitting there thinking, "Hmm, I wonder if that new Bad Religion album is worth buying. I'll see what Pitchfork says about it." Of course not. You're all like a bunch of sharks circling around a freshly thrown bucket of chum. You want to see blood. You want to see gore. You want to see y”
