“I'm sitting here trying to write about *Your Majesty* by the Anniversary, but I have an acutely sore tummy. Made five-alarm chili the other day, with three kinds of beans and many, many hot peppers. I think I used too many beans.
Three songs have passed on this, the Anniversary's sophomore LP. My belly remains pierced in the throes of agony. I cry to the heavens for help, for my incontinence is m”
