“I have complained about The Prom in the past. My senior one, to be specific. Said prom was planned by a girl I will call 'Dance Team' (because she was on the dance team). Irony of all ironies, Dance Team would soon merit the alias 'Lazybones'. Due to her sluggish planning regimen, when she finally got around to booking a venue, all local hotels had been reserved for potential prom weekends. What t”