“Here at Pitchfork, we do our best to take an unbiased approach to music criticism. But, like it or not, there are a few things that will never, ever receive over an 8.5, barring an act of government or God. These include, but are not limited to:
1. Promise Ring side projects2. Nazi electronica3. "Comeback" albums by washed-up '70s rockers4. New Elephant 6 groups dedicated to the sounds of dying r”
