“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a historical journalistic event. In an effort to properly discuss *Versus*, the remix album from Scandinavian folk duo Kings of Convenience, I hereby create one of the first-ever remixed album reviews. To make this experiment a reality, I considered copying all of Pitchfork's review of *Quiet is the New Loud* (KoC's previous album, from which most of *Versus*' mate”
