“Today, I saw something that, as a music lover, offended me deeply. It was a 24k gold disc, master version reissue of Lita Ford's *Lita*-- the kind of repackaging job that you usually see wrapped around a Pink Floyd or a Rolling Stones album. The amount of attention that must have been spent on this disc, which was only notable in the world of rock music for the record-breaking amount of semen that”