“I remember the last time I heard Ghost. It was back in '96 with the release of their album *Lama Rabi Rabi*. At the time, I'd just moved to scenic Albertville, Minnesota, a small, isolated hick town about 40 miles north of Minneapolis and 40 miles south of St. Cloud. I'd relocated to Albertville to operate a telemarketing room in St. Cloud-- the company had offered me crazy money and, being a naiv”