“Somewhere, deep in the vast blackness of the middle ocean, nautili are scuttling through the darkness, skimming tiny creatures and passing detritus from the water with freaky tendrils. Why does this matter? Well, it doesn't to you-- at least not directly-- but it's still something to think about. While you're waiting for the Jiffy Lube crew to finish up your oil and filter change, any number of li”
