“PSAs on TV tell kids "don't smoke" and "just say no to drugs." Similarly, record reviews point out that "Le Tigre is smokin'" and "just say no to the Explosion." In the late '80s Sting and Kristy McNichols kept America's USA Network-watching youth off crack with one hand while saving the whales with the other. Today, *Pitchfork* keeps hard-earned pocket change from being dropped on mediocre record”